Got tag by this "letter meme thing"

Here goes, attaches ta tuque:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it last year in your closet and I saw you knock out/pull the clothes off my beat friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your colllection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break a passionate interest for mice.

Be ashamed. The elves won't be making toys for you anymore, pervert.